For those who know (and those who don’t) I got a FIRST for this blog on my uni assignment.
So, I would just like to take some time and thank my ex and the dickheadish things he did to me which has helped me to work towards getting a FIRST in this blog. I knew I put up with all that shit for two years for some reason.
Good luck to you and your new girlfriend, maybe you’ll help her get a first in her uni work too. Dickhead.